QAnon

An American far-right conspiracy theory coined by fanatical supporters of the Republican Party(which includes conservatives, paleoconservatives, nationalists, right-wing populists, zionists, white nationalists, fascists, nazis, neo-confederates, proud boys, klansmen etc.), that claims that the former President of the United States Donald J. Trump was being plotted against by a top-secret Satan-worshipping cabal of cannibalistic pedophiles running a child sex trafficking ring during his time in the office. It is mostly regarded as being a theory of insane lunacy, and a lie made to trigger a revolt against the American Government.

It is one of the chief philosophies behind the 2021 Storming Of The US Capitol.

Trumpist: The Q and his cronies are running a trafficking ring! We need to raid the Capitol! Trust in QAnon!

Bidenist: Will you just shut up man?

by Idot11111 May 15, 2021

Qanon

A psychopathic group of cultists that believe a myriad of illiterate gibberish ridden conspiracy theories whose followers believe to be from an individual with top tier security clearance known as "Q". They believe that everyone who doesn't understand or believe them is a pedophile involved in sex trafficking. They tend to believe as such any opposition should be taken out by lethal force.

Ron, did you hear what that crazy Qanon believing pos said?

by Dildoh4mm3r June 11, 2022

QAnon

Euphemism for retard.

Mentally unstable person: THE EARTH IS FLAT!. NASA IS A LIE!THE HOLLYWOOD ARE VAMPIRES WHO ARE DRINKING OUR BLOOD TO KEEP THEMSELVES YOUNGER! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 🐑🐑🐑

Unfortunate listener: That's rather QAnon of you to peddle such rubbish...

by UltimateDoge June 28, 2021

Qanon

A cult of idiotic trump supporters who think that a secret society of pedophiliac satanists have been running a child sex trafficking ring plotted against Donald Trump while he was president. They treat Joe Biden like he is some kind of evil man or something. The were also responsible for that protest in the white house.

guy 1: Qanon is stupid
guy 2: as a trump supporter, I agree with you

by rubymaster7 February 21, 2021

QAnon

Trailer park Scientology.

“QAnon is the solution to all the questions we made up.”

by DuoLogue November 3, 2022

dumb qanon bitch

A washed up blonde who insists that Trump will save babies & also tells you to “take the red pill” while debating you and ignoring straight facts.

Damn, that dumb qanon bitch is so uneducated. Maybe she should do her research before pushing her misinformation to the masses.

by jackieisoverthisshiz August 25, 2020

Qanon

An infantile, complete and udder bullshit conspiracy theory pushed by the lowest branch of human intelligence. The purpose of the theory is to unite a bunch of fucktards that can't think for themselves. NONE of their stupid fantasy has come to fruition. Claiming hydrogen peroxide cures covid-19 and every liberal minded American is a pedophile.... the movement is moving forward in 2022 and 2024 under the leadership of cheeto baby jesus, who is now in a contest with tucker carlson to see how long they can keep their butt plugs in. Qanon followers are an embarrassment not only to their friends and family members, but to every mother fucker on planet earth. Even the insect kingdom laughs as the fly and crawl around. Some Qanon followers self glean after gleaning their entire family because their tiny little synapses cause aneurysms and strokes. If you confront a Qanon follower, do so at your own risk. They are easily confused and have trouble reading and writing. Qanon followers are extremely violent because they do not have a clue on how to debate, or think, or operate technology like cell phones. If American voters choose the fascists cult that was once Republican, they will serve as the Waffen SS.

trump: Well it looks like my lies and toxic rat shit have elevated my people. My Qanon people. They are so fucking stupid I can tell them ANYTHING and they'll believe me! Whahahahah!

Michael Flynn: I used to be a general in the US Army. Now I'm a piece of shit traitor and use Qanon as a way to fit in.

by Asymmetric shits for trump September 29, 2022