Programming Hangover

A common annoyance suffered after long hours of programming, resulting in the switching of normal punctuation with programming syntax.

"I have the worst programming hangover today."

Examples of symptoms of a Programming Hangover:

"The cat is white;"

"I just read a new Book()."

"The hypotenuse of a triangle is the Math.sqrt of its sides squared."

"Don't forget to #include<citations> in your paper."

by TheBigCheese01 February 24, 2009

orgasm donation program

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

Programming Telekinetically

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.

Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.

by StanleyCup1967 August 28, 2009

r/programmingcirclejerk

A Reddit subreddit where the developers annoyed by and tired of the grandiose and circlejerk that programmers showcase online gather and take the circlejerk to another level, in a meta fashion. The ritual usually involves "jerking" to selected material, and taking pleasure in it; it's exactly what it sounds like. The most commonly mocked subjects include Rust Evangalists, Gophers, webshits, functional purists, vim/emacs fans, C purists, and people who think they are "10x programmers" or that there is even such a thing. Their favorite jerking material is usually sourced from Hacker News, r/programming, and lobste.rs.

They don't tag the people being mocked, they "point and laugh from behind a soundproof one-way mirror" making it one the few circlejerk subs where harassing other communities and vote brigading doesn't occur. In fact, tagging the user whose content is being linked or mentioning the subreddit outside is a bannable offense.

Oh, fuck! A link to my content made it to the front page of r/programmingcirclejerk, I should reach for the garbage collector and clean up that shit.

by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

Programmer

pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code.

Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"

Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"

Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"

Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."

by its_allgood December 9, 2005

programming

to copy and paste pre-made material created by other.

I am going to use programming to do my dissertation I need to do for tomorrow.

by MorganGrayBeige November 17, 2018

programmer's tan

The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.

Bill's been doing a lot of hours lately -- he's really working on his programmer's tan.

by Mike Ellis April 9, 2004