Pussy Whipped 

A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.

Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.

Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"

Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.

Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"

Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"

Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"

Pussy Whipped by glum68 October 8, 2008

Pussy Whipped Nation

A country that has been controlled by women (e.g. the Netherlands)

Netherlands stands as a fine example of a Pussy Whipped Nation. In this country men have to kindly ask to their girlfriends/partners whether they can go out for a drink with their mates after dinner. This request is frequently denied to men because, if granted, women would have to wash the dishes and clean the house in that night.

Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:

Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.

Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.

When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.

When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these ‘flower-potted boats’.

When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.

Pussy Whipped Nation by T-Student Distributed June 17, 2012

Pussy Whipped Bitch 

A human of the male variety who constantly makes decisions based on his female partners influence. No matter how many times 'mates before dates' or 'bro's before ho's' is mentioned, the offender is still whipped by his bitch.

Oh Man, Taylor is such a pussy whipped bitch that he has to leave the pool tournament early to drive Megan to work!

Pussy Whipped Bitch by Rookie boi August 20, 2014

pussy whipped 

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

pussy whipped by je adore dior March 8, 2003

pussy whipped 

a condition whereby a male gives up the exclusive use of his nads because a chick gave him some; usually followed by a bullwhip cracking gesture and accompanying sound effects

Dude! You are so whipped!

pussy whipped by Carlix February 7, 2003

pussy whiped 

When a guy is completely controlled by his girlfriend and has no say in the relationship.

Man, Marielle's got Jake so goddamn pussy whiped!

pussy whiped by lmcx22 March 14, 2007

Pussy Whipped 

When the male of the homosapien species repeatedly puts off and furthermore completely absolves social time with his male and female friends because of the wishes of his master (female overlord). It should be noted from large amounts of scientific sampling if his female overlord is a graduate of Texas A&M the control seems to be near absolute. With the only means of escape being a bi-weekly cock-stamp ing of his overlord to remind her who is in charge. However our specimen never has the courage to perform the stamping, due to fear of intercourse being cut-off or extreme limiting of future activities, eating and breathing included.

Our specimen is so pussy whipped he cancels pre standing plans with long time friends and to be noted their girlfriends as well, to pursue activities on nasty oil infected beaches of the gulf coast. This is done simply by the request of his female overlord, with no thought of his friends or their significant others.

Pussy Whipped by Doctor Truth JML May 18, 2010