pritard 

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

pritard by livebythesword June 4, 2009

paritaim

Something Harvard Bass and Bart B More say. Enough said. PARITAIM

"Did you go to Voyeur last night?"

"no , but I heard it was massive paritaim!"
"yeah harvard bass killed it ! PURO PARI"

paritaim by blebled47 October 29, 2010

puritanism 

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Needless to say, puritans hate fun

puritanism by shambola September 5, 2004

puritie 

A smart beautiful girl who is nice but hard to get, also she is friendly but if you make her mad then she will most likely hurt you.

That girl is such a puritie.

puritie by hevenlygodess April 19, 2016

puriteen 

An online child who is deeply uncomfortable with the sense that people online might present sexual characteristics and who proactively demands that people curtail behavior that they interpret as sexually suggestive.

Seriously the only people arguing to ban kink at pride are 4chan nazis, cynical twitch streamers and puriteens.

puriteen by blockchildrenontwitter May 26, 2021

German Purity Law of 1516 

The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.

The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.

Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.

German Purity Law of 1516 by Diane aka the BITCH July 26, 2005

Purity 

Purity is a really nice girl and can some times be misunderstood. She is really sassy and you will always have a good laugh around her. She has a knack for trouble. She is independent and very strong willed. She is very wild and fun.

You will have a great time being defined by Purity

Purity by Helenol December 15, 2017