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pumpernuts

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.
That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.
by Sam888 July 18, 2007
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infant uppercut

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.
Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!
by Wreckabot September 27, 2018
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Marshmallow with papercut

Exquisite tight vagina that you need desperately.
My wife has a marshmallow with papercut, I will never leave her.
by Helllya November 6, 2018
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French uppercut

A knee delivered to an opponent's groin. Phrase typically mentioned in football.
After the fumble, you see all the big linemen pile onto the ball. That's a nasty place to be, guaranteed you'll catch a couple elbows, or a French uppercut.
by Madman Shaemus August 20, 2013
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papercut

1. A cut from paper.
2. What people use as an excuse when they cut their wrists but fail to kill themselves.
3. The first track of Linkin Park's album Hybrid Theory.
1. I got a papercut at school.
2. I asked him about his wrists, he said "Papercut."
3. I listened to "Papercut."
by anonymous April 16, 2005
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Parkinsons Uppercut

When you shake your fist while raising your arm, much like someone with parkinsons does when they're angry.

It's also known as the Old Man Fist Pump.
A guy cuts you off while driving, you show him the Parkinsons Uppercut!

When someone tells a bad joke, you can let them know you're going to give them the Parkinsons Uppercut, in which you'll hit them 100 times...very softly.
by Silvergun Superman June 13, 2009
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Shut The Fuck Uppercut

The act of uppercutting someone, while yelling shut the fuck up
person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut

person 2: OW! that must have hurt...
by Anthbroo December 29, 2012
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