Donkey Punch (drink)

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..

Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)

by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012

Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018

pinch drinker

The guy you call when you can't finish the bottle of wine or six-pack you opened for dinner.

Ugh, I can't finish this merlot...where's the pinch drinker?

by el jerfe December 12, 2013

Punchdrunk

A popular term used to describe how you feel after driving or working long periods of time.

Basically what happens is your brain turns to jello. Your unable to sleep well or communicate in a normal fashion . You may slur your words or laugh easily at the stupidest things . You feel drunk but your sober as hell.

The best way handle being punch drunk is to sleep it off or get a nice bottle of red and actually be drunk . You deserve it !!

I was punchdrunk after spending a long weekend working 16 hour shifts . When I took a shower I couldn't remember if I washed my hair . So I must have washed it 3 times .

I couldn't stop giggling at Trumps haircut and I found the word Mississauga impossible to say..

by Saneand71 July 4, 2016

punchdrunk

When one has been sleep deprived and acts similar to one who has consumed too much alcohol.
Generally leads to saying things one would not say when punchdrunk, strange behavior, and general amusement by those around the individual.

Dude: I was so punchdrunk last night I did a striptease on the table! In front of Joey!
Other dude: Dayum. *laughs hysterically*

by Semethoro August 18, 2007