Humpernickel

A person, typically a male, that humps nickels.

*drops nickel*

Sally: what are you doing?
*Guy humps nickel on the ground*
Humpernickel

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Pumperwinkle

An object that hangs on or near the pumpernickel. Usually used in bed for sexual pleasure from uncles. Mostly uncles with common and cringe names such as Kenny.

Oh daddy, don't let your pumperwinkle go in that far.

by therealunclekenny April 3, 2023

pumpernickle

an affectionate nickname
like, honeybun , tinny , lovebug

narr you're my pumpernickle :)

by tmplosl December 21, 2010

pumpernickel sauce

a phrase to say when you don't want to swear and it makes other people laugh.

Oh pumpernickel sauce, I can't believe I dropped it again!

by PAB91 April 12, 2011

Humpernickel

A greasy California kid, who thoroughly enjoys immersing himself in the realm of Muskratalia. This could include pooping your pants, getting piped up, wrestling with old men (in absence of old men, young boys are substituted), not cutting its hair, musky facial hair, constantly blacking out, claiming to be a vegetarian when it eats meat sandwiches, and getting piped down.

Ayooo that boy Musklon, or Marlowe the Muskrat, was being such a humpernickel last night when he blacked out and pooped his pants while reaching for that stringcheese.

by Musklon November 6, 2010

Pumpernickel

Used to describe someone of a dark brown or black skin tone. Originated from pumpernickel, a dark bread. Abbreviated version is 'pumps'.

That pumpernickel Wesley Snipes was sent to jail for tax evasion.

5 pumps tried to jack me last night.

by El Deee December 21, 2010

Pumpernickel

A bowling game to get drunk. A shot is taken for every strike, by those who did not get a strike

I'm taking that chick I just met to play pumpernickel. Better I play, drunker she gets.

by Caceezy November 9, 2014