A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.
by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
Get the Hummel Pummel mug.A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick
Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?
NO.
Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex
NO.
Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex
by RICKY ROSSs October 18, 2008
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The same acts described in the Hummel Pummel, only the girl receiving the head-butting is on her period.
"Yo did you totally bone your girlfriend for her birthday last night?"
"Nah she was on her period, so i gave her the Red Velvet Pummel instead"
"Nah she was on her period, so i gave her the Red Velvet Pummel instead"
by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
Get the Red Velvet Pummel mug.The same sexual acts described in the Hummel Pummel, but instead of reaching into a vagina and yanking the contents out, the one "pummeling" goes elbow deep into the anus and yanks out the contents.
by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
Get the Brown Town Pummel mug.When having sex, and you Donkey Punch when inserting into the ass and she is still conscious, come back with a left, right jab to ensure she is knocked out.
Last night I went to Donkey Punch this chick and she wouldn't go down so I had to Donkey Pummel her.
by BusterHymen May 31, 2013
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David: OH HAMBURGERS!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH HIS POWER PUMMEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
by MSooRi February 19, 2009
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