The perfect gay lovers. One of them is super into it (pumba) and loud about the relationship whist the other (the one with perfect posture obvi (timon)) publicly hates the other but secretly loves them.

"Look at that loud fat lard and that skinny guy rolling his eyes.... Total timon and pumba situation"
"You sure?"
"Oh yeah... Look at the skinny ones posture, flawless"
"Oh nards man, you right"

timon and pumba by THE Lion Queer™ 💁 November 5, 2017

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La Pumba

La Pumba is a statement that means that you are agreeing with the previous word, statement, or situation. It is usually used by African Americans, but is now becoming integrated with society.

"Gosh that math final sure sucked Chad!"
"La Pumba dog."

La Pumba by Mirelurk Mama January 13, 2010

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Give birth to Pumbaa

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.

Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww

Give birth to Pumbaa by SM_defined August 1, 2020

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Track Suit Puma Daddy

A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.

1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!

2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......

Track Suit Puma Daddy by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

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