Iraqi Pullout

The Iraqi Pullout is the act where a man insists he will perform coitus interruptus aka the pullout, and just as the US army, does not pull out. He delivers a full load to his lady. This can be vaginal or anal. buttsex

Johnson: Man, my girlfriend is pissed. I did not have any rubbers and told her I would just pull out so I could get some.
Clay: Why is she so pissed then?
Johnson: Because I didnt pull out you dipshit!
Clay: you dirty bastard! you did an Iraqi Pullout!

by just favre it April 30, 2011

Pictou County Pullout

A mid-coital move which involves nailing a girl doggy style and then without notice, pulling out of her vaginal oriface and sticking it in her anal cavity. This was popularized by people in Pictou County because they would formerly ask if anal was appropriate, but since their dialect is so scrambled and incomprehensible, the girl would not understand them and they would just go for it anyway.

Matt: Did you hear Ross did her anal?
Alex: Yeah, he pulled the pictou county pullout and she never saw it coming!

by Clitoris Jackson December 24, 2006

Greco-Roman Pullout Technique

This is the centuries old tried and tested method of a man pulling his penis out of the vagina just prior to male orgasm in order to prevent pregnancy.

This act may also involve a facial, Cream Pie, Map of Hawaii, or other known jiz patterns.

I was banging your old lady and since I didn't have a condom, I used the old Greco-Roman Pullout Technique on her and blew it in her hair.

by DanteRandall June 19, 2009

Pennsylvania Pullout

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.

If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.

by P. Fanelli December 24, 2008

Portugese Pullout

A traffic maneuver used by people attempting to turn left (or right in places where they drive on the left) onto a busy street. The driver pulls out and blocks one lane of traffic while waiting for an opening to appear in the other lane. Named for the originators of this maneuver, Rhode Island's Portugese community.

"This street is too busy to turn left on"
"Just use the Portugese Pullout."

by scohag September 7, 2011

Afghan Pullout

(N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.

Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.

by rubbular June 23, 2011

pineapple pullout

When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!

A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"

B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"

A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"

by S Pocka March 17, 2010