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English pullout

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020
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Pullout of Faith

verb; the act of pulling out in the hopes that nothing bad will happen.
1.) man, i was so drunk i had to bust a Pullout of Faith to make sure i dont get that swamp donkey pregnant.
2.) was that chicken done in the oven, or did u bust a Pullout of Faith?
3.) even though i couldnt see traffic from my sideview mirror, i busted a Pullout of Faith hopin no one sideswiped me.
by Juan Time March 10, 2010
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Afghan Pullout

A standing sex position where the penetrator, standing up straight, suspends the penetratee, who is leaned forward with their legs spread, by holding their arms behind them. As the penetrator reaches climax, he releases the arms of the penetratee, who then falls to the ground. The resulting blow to the head completely removes any intelligence assets the U.S. had in that region.
Ron: “Did you give Sally the business last Sunday or what?”

Stanley: “Oh yeah, I took Joe’s advice and gave her an Afghan Pullout. Really fucked her good!”
by sandy nick August 17, 2021
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premature pullout

when a guy is boning a female and he feels like he is just about to bust a nut, so he pulls out of the chick but doesnt bust, so he can continue to keep boning. a false alarm. it happens every once in a while.
Guy:oh this feels good, im about to bust.
Guy:nevermind. false alarm
Girl:did u have a premature pullout?
by stallion2214 February 16, 2010
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Yankee pullout

When some retard from new jersey or new york comes down south for vacation and drives like he is still at home: cutting off someone making a right turn so they can turn left across two or three lanes, with complete disregard for the turn lane.
Lee: so we headed back to the beach house?
T: yeah, just gotta make this right turn and go 25 mph with the rest of traffic.
Lee: whoa, what's that guy across the street doing??? We have the right away!
T: oh, he's from new jersey. That's a "Yankee pullout" he's in a big hurry to go 25. Wonder if he knows what a turn lane is...or manners. Or good driving.
by TheDuckGuy2011 July 24, 2011
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paris pullout

When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.
Everyone at the orgy was having a great time, till Donny decided to do a paris pullout.
by Leth28 June 2, 2017
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pullout syndrome

when a male or female develops a crush on someone but when they find out that their crush likes them back, they no longer have a crush on that person
Guy's Friend: Hey dude how are things with you and Iris
Guy: Not good. I told her I liked her but she suddenly doesn't seem interested in me anymore.
Guy's Friend: Sounds like Iris has pullout syndrome
by Garvit's Significant Other December 21, 2016
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