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politisexual

(1) Strong interest in a politician, political idea or political cause which can appear to be philosophical or merit based, but upon deeper investigation is characterized by a sexual, near-sexual or emotional attraction, or other nonsensical, unbalanced, primal or emotion-based affinity or need for that political person or thing.

In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.

(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.

Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.

Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.
The interest of Chris Matthews, of MSNBC, in Barack Obama not only abandoned an objective reporting premise, but it escaped mere improper political affinity by this news reporter and entered the realm of a sick, difficult-to-watch, politisexual interest.
by roosterhome January 7, 2009
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publitastic

Having fantastic properties relating to the process and/or products of publishing in text. Derived from the latin publo, meaing self-promotion.
This new printing press is publitastic
by fakeymcfakefakernotreal April 27, 2005
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Publisisize

The act of going out and publicizing yourself in a very public, open manner and in a very public place. Definitely NOT a low key approach!
Christina had really made things happen and now she knew it was time to go out and publisisize herself.
by Chicago MobWife August 24, 2012
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Publicister

A girl who does PR for a famous sibling...
If you want to do an interview about my latest blockbuster movie you can set it up with my Publicister... She's my publicist, and she's my sister!
by ReservoirDeb November 11, 2012
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pubetised

To be pubetised, you have to have came fresh out of the womb with the experience and readiness of a man. And have pubes lol.
‘Hey, look over there! It’s Ryan. He’s pubetised, I mean, look at him!’
by Ryan is a nonce November 5, 2021
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Bulldog Publicist

If you don't know where the client ends and the publicist begins, you're a Bulldog Publicist. Sniffing the client's derriere to bolster their pathetic brands and pick out extended contract lengths is the sure sign of a Bulldog Publicist. Beware of their phony accents, dyed hair and dazzling smile as they will attempt to pour honey in your ear while dry-humping your wallet.
Bulldog Publicist: I hired a PR company to promote a brand I thought would do well in the marketplace. After pumping my ego and licking my bank account dry they dismounted my ideas and left me panting but without real direction.
by Shaka Zulu 2U July 6, 2013
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