by Tea devil December 2, 2019
When a male/female becomes a man/woman,
males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc
females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc
males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc
females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc
by puberty sucks May 28, 2010
Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.
'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'
'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'
'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'
'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'
'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'
'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'
'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'
by Forking January 23, 2007
When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.
by teh schizoid August 26, 2006
A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
by Cortana Dragoon July 3, 2005
What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.
by darien not prep September 12, 2005
Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!
by jdupon21 January 4, 2010