Psychology

The practice of taking things we already know about people, and weighing it down with jargon until the only other people who understand it are psychologists.

"Psychology dictates that all juvenile humans grow to imitate the assertive role models around them, sparking a developmental response" (Kids grow up to be like their folks)

by benbalooky October 6, 2010

Reverse Cockblock Psychology

A method of cockblocking by getting another person to pass on a hot ass girl by pretending not to want them or to want another girl or something else...

A technique used by losers who have no other shot at getting laid. Often use in a drunken haze.

I know you want that girl, quit trying to use reverse cockblock psychology on me.

by teasoak May 13, 2007

psychology major

Some asshole who thinks they know everything about you 20 seconds after meeting you

You seem like a very angry person. Don't worry, I'm a psychology major.

by Retic June 21, 2015

psychology

The study of human thought and behaviour. A social scientific subject which can trace its origins back to ancient Greece.

Psychology, psychiatry and psychotherapy are all different.

by VinC April 26, 2005

Shotgun Psychology

(amateur, erudite, hackneyed, novice, psychology, quasi-, sophist), a deceptive person who offers clever-sounding but flawed arguments or explanations.

I believe that I made assumptions based on shotgun psychology & now I do not know what to think.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

psychology

Psychology is everyone's major at some point during their college career.

Me: What are you majoring in? (Dont you dare say psychology)
Random Person: Psychology.
Me: OOOOH exciting.

by Cliff Whitty April 19, 2006

psychology

The section of Borders bookstore where all the porn is hidden, believe it or not.

Dude, have you been the psychology section before? There's a whole wall of erotica in there! You've GOT to check it out!

by Wail Halls September 20, 2006