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pseudovagina

The vagina of a transsexual male, after surgery. This term has been slowly disappearing from scientific literature as bitchy post op transsexuals demand "it's a real vagina! How dare you call it a pseudovagina after everything I went through?"
Mary's pseudovagina was constructed out of the shaft of her penis. Her pseudolabia were made from the skin of her balls. If you fuck her pseudovagina, you will be able to go in about 4 inches deep.
by Pseudovaginanista September 2, 2006
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Pseudonymonymer

That guy who gives everyone nicknames that have nothing to do with their own identity.
Pseudonymonymer: I'm going to call you Onions!

Other guy: But my name is Steve...And I hate onions...
by Stav Clones March 29, 2010
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Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.
Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast
by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017
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My Pseudonym 30333

It's me
My username is "My Pseudonym 30333"
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.
Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."
by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010
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pseudotarian

A person who intends on adopting a vegetarian diet, but may slip up or give in periodically

A person whose diet consists of a significantly lower amount of meat than an average person, but is not necessarily a strict vegetarian diet

A person who may follow a vegetarian diet for a short amount of time for person gain, such as to impress someone or to reinforce an elaborate ruse
Even Kathleen, a vegetarian of 5 years eats turkey on Thanksgiving. She's really more of a pseudotarian.

John tries to refrain from eating meat whenever he can, but avoiding all meat products at all costs is a lot of work. Sometimes he'll just eat meat, he's more like a pseudotarian.

Ken went pseudotarian for a full 3 months because of Jessica. Now that they're broken up, he doesn't anything *but* meat.
by coldsushi October 24, 2011
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Pseudonym

·A word you think only means username thanks to Urban Dictionary(it's not far off from the truth or part of it)
· A nickname commonly used by authors(like a pen name) to hide ones true identity
· Enter pseudonym here
· Dr. Seuss uses a pseudonym
by Scuffed Dictionary March 18, 2017
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