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Its the future to gaming with lots of high quality. The PS5 is more smarter than albert einstein. Whoever owns an XBOX has never lived. It is like an wifi router and an alien spaceship. You can't live with out the wifi and alien spaceships are COOL.
Joe: What are you doing over the weekend.
Micheal: I am gonna play on my new PS5-
Joe:YOU HAVE A PS5?! Can we play on it before everyone knows then you become the most popular boy?
Micheal: Sure
PS5 by 1010100101 February 6, 2023
a bitch thats attracted to power and only power
that bitch PS5 as fuck bro, all fancy, all expensive, always playin games and tryna level up
PS5 by Sc_L March 7, 2023
Another overrated piece of shit that Sony faggots love to suck off Sony execs for at Sony HQ every year because they're a bunch of virgins (except in their asshole) who'll never get any pussy. It's less than mediocre in every possible way. Lame cut scene sims, shit servers, shit services, zero features, and about the ugliest console design ever made. Designed by a bunch of creatively bankrupt morons, and pedophiles who don't know shit about technology or gaming, for people who're just like them.
Look at that PS5, you'd have to be completely brain dead to think that garbage's even close to quality.
PS5 is equal to the dinosaurs, non existent.
PS5 by MetalHead367 November 9, 2021
I don't need the PS5 as I already have a wifi router.
PS5 by M3M3RR June 14, 2020
HEY BR THE PS5 IS A WIFI ROUTER
PS5 by NIBAKI BABA November 27, 2020
The PS5 is going to be the exclusive new

Console released in 2020 Christmas time.
It’s also realising a new pocket pussy along with the exclusive games because who ever plays ps is a virgin
Joe: hey did you hear about the new PS5

Mamma: yeah I can finally lose my virginity
PS5 by Mr ThiCC Info Guy November 4, 2019