Prozest

When someone fucks up the word possessed this is what happens.

Holy shit he's prozest! Oh wait no I mean possessed FUUUCCCKKK!!!

by Slim-Jim-Prozest December 31, 2016

cash'n prizes

a females body parts (tits and ass)

"check out that bitche's cash'n prizes"

by Kristine Stobert December 20, 2007

prudeslut

A female that refuses to have sexual relations with her current "lover", but cheats on him with many men sexually.

Guy 1: I never get laid, but it's ok, she's saving herself
Guy 2: What? Dude, she slept with half the football team, she's got nothing to save, she's a prudeslut!

by Watermelondrequisha February 27, 2010

cash and prizes

penis and testicles; dick and balls; a man's genitalia

He was walking up too close behind me, so I turned around and kicked him square in the cash and prizes.

by tosha5252 October 30, 2007

pruneslam

to have one's nuts hit or kicked or to hit ones nuts or to slam ones nuts off of your girlfriends vagina

wow i really gave that ho a pruneslam last night.
she gave him a pruneslam for insulting her.

by Unca Dent August 7, 2007

Prozesky

Anybody with this surname is should have died in 1978 according to historical records. They are dead inside.

Polish mafia boss that works at KFC and is constantly having a hangover.

Always hears every crazy thing Labrune says.

"pu**y licking prozesky just walked by"

by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022

dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.

As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.

by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020