Prudence Van Dam

The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.

Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.

ICH HEBBEN YOU.

Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.

Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.

If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.

Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.

by howdythar May 2, 2009

Prudence

Prudence: noun: an old man with a fat hairy gut that must hide his ugly identity from the world and must use a computer to socialize.

"your so ugly and lame and nerdy, just like Prudence"

by Dr.Smith September 24, 2005

prudence

1)what you may call a lass who seems to be slightly on the prude side
2)an unfortunate child with this exact name

'yo im gonna do the corkscrew with prudence tomorrow' - person #1
'yo, shit really? prudence...isn't she a bit..pruuude'

by lisa November 12, 2002

Prudence

<i>noun</i> - A Prue is someone who is far too selfish and disregards the feelings of others. She should learn to be more mature and take note that others also have feelings. Often refers to others as gay or homosexual. A common symptom of being a Pruedence is the size of ones feet. The smaller the foot, the bigger the Pruedence.

"Fuck, that chick is the biggest Prudence!"

"Fuck that chick just called me gay. What a Prudence!"

by SMALLFEET_PRUE December 17, 2008

prudence

An old name that nobody should use anymore.

Person: My names Prudence.
Person 2: Did your parents hate you?

by Senpaiwaifu February 19, 2018

prudence lol'd way

When something is funny that could be offensive, but not intentionally.

Dude, so I was looking at your Facebook to see what bands you listen to, and I saw it said 'Interested in: Women', and it was kind of funny. Not in the bad way, but in a prudence lol'd way.

by indee March 28, 2009

Prudence shaw

Sexy bitch - Most liekly resembling a tight package with sexy ankiles

You are a prudence shaw...so can we like get in on now?

by Anonymous April 30, 2004