Protoss

The StarCraft race used by pussies who can't win with Terrans.

SHIELDS ARE FOR WIMPS!

"Whimper! Nasty Terrans! Quickly, my brethern! Cower behind our shields!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004

Protoss

A noob who through luck and unfair advantages manages to acheive higher than their means. This person usually has an unhealthy ego and dislikes it when you point out their lack of genuine talent and/or skill. Originates from a person who abuses the overpowered Protoss race for cheap wins in the computer game Starcraft II

col.Cruncher a good example of a Protoss. So is Liquid'HuK

by ZergOvermind2112 May 18, 2011

Protoss Player

One who plays the Protoss Race in Starcraft.
Protoss players usually have any of the following qualities:

1) Balding or having a very short hairstyle.

2) May have a tattoo to show others he is a Protoss Player

3) Limits his playing style to Cannon Cheese or massed Void Rays

4) A n00b

5) Shirt is usually sleeveless

6) A dork

7) Breathes through the mouth exclusively

8) When he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas

If you spot a Protoss player in the wild call the nearest Terran player to beat him with massed marines.

Dan decided to become a Protoss Player and he has not been the same since. His hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a High Templar on his back.

by Terran4Ever February 21, 2011

protoss

the seemingly powerful race in starcraft that dies to the weak looking zerg race in lost temple almost every single time.

my protoss cannons wont attack the lurkers uphill!

by clark January 20, 2004

Protusha

one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, and one who is especially kind and caring to others. ...

“Her smile makes her pretty. ...

She's the one you will never be able to find

Protusha -One in a million , never make her sad

by It's me _ November 23, 2021

prorussell

A guy who loves to engage in intercourse with other men, to the point it comes off as an addiction. Mostly used for extremely horny men who have dicks that are on the smaller side and like to be the bottom in the relationship.

Did you see how he took it up his ass at the party? He is such a prorussell.

by Cell Ballin July 20, 2024

Protust

It’s dark lil dick ass person
Typically a muscular build but still and a little attractive.

Protust: a name of a person usually African descent

Oh look at Protus he is so dark and strong

by 333-ooo March 23, 2024