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forehead protector

A ninja accessory commonly seen in the manga/anime "Naruto."

They are bands of metal with a symbol in the middle used to represent the nin's home village and three bolts on either side.

Generally they are connected to a strip of cloth of a dark color such as black, grey, navy, forest green, brown, and maroon.

Other variations are connected to cloth so that they may be worn as bandanas, hats, or underwear shaped things on your head.

They are meant to be worn at the forehead, but also appear across the eye, over the eyes, on the head backwards or at an odd angle, as a necklace, as an armband, around the waist, around a thigh, or connected to something the nin carries around with him.
"My forehead protector has a leaf symbol on it because I come from the village Konohakagure."
by EmersonienEra August 15, 2006
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procrastorblazing

instead of doing what your supposed to be doing you blaze all day instead
Hey why isn't your room clean?! Sorry mom I ws procrastorblazing all day
by ellteexxx April 13, 2011
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beast protector

the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person
Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
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12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
by gis gump February 23, 2011
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Protectorate

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.
Most of Africa is former British protectorate.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Protaector

The name of a specific group of Ok Taecyeon stans who manipulate words inorder to incorperate his name into everyday speech.
Girl 1: "I love Taecyeon! I'm a protaector!"
Girl 2: "One of the original seven?"
Girl 1: "No."
Girl 2: "Then you're not a protaector"
by Gyul January 26, 2011
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Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.
They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.
by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021
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