The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".
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Protoss units are the strongest of all races, but are the most expensive so they often get outnumbered.
Due to the ease of controlling less units, having stronger units, the versatility of photon cannons, and building warping, Protoss is considered as the "noob-friendly" race and it's the most overplayed race in online Starcraft.
Yet in competitive level Starcraft, Protoss is considered as the weakest race since with greater multitasking and tactics involved amongst competitive Starcraft, Zerg and Terran players trump Protoss ones.
Protoss units are the strongest of all races, but are the most expensive so they often get outnumbered.
Due to the ease of controlling less units, having stronger units, the versatility of photon cannons, and building warping, Protoss is considered as the "noob-friendly" race and it's the most overplayed race in online Starcraft.
Yet in competitive level Starcraft, Protoss is considered as the weakest race since with greater multitasking and tactics involved amongst competitive Starcraft, Zerg and Terran players trump Protoss ones.
Characteristics of 90% of protoss players (Both SC1 and SC2)
-Cannon Rush you with the scouting probe
-Proxy gate you
-Double gate and zealot rush you
-Turtle in his base with mass cannons and tech to carriers
Player A: Man I keep losing in ICCUP as Zerg, what can I do to boost my record?
Player B: Play Protoss for easy wins!
-Cannon Rush you with the scouting probe
-Proxy gate you
-Double gate and zealot rush you
-Turtle in his base with mass cannons and tech to carriers
Player A: Man I keep losing in ICCUP as Zerg, what can I do to boost my record?
Player B: Play Protoss for easy wins!
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Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!
by Hlasd October 15, 2010
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May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.
May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.
"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"
"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"
"true, true"
"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"
"true, true"
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