When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.
And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.
she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"
"Why, yes I do..."
"Well then yes, I will marry you"
she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"
"Why, yes I do..."
"Well then yes, I will marry you"
by italion donkey October 01, 2010
/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man
A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.
by pete mac April 27, 2007
When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."
Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."
John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
by noxious_toast November 25, 2013
when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?
Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022