poofer

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand

"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"

by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007

sue-poofery

Sue-poofery is the art of actively seeking out homosexual men, and finding some way of sueing them. It is not a very well-known art, but is commonly used by many homophobics as a way to make gays' lives less enjoyable.
However, sue-poofery can also be a coincidence, and the person sueing may not even be aware of the other's sexuality.
On top of this, someone may sue a gay man and it could have nothing to do with that gay man's sexuality.

1)Craig - So, what did you do last night?
Daniel - Oh not much, just got up to some sue-poofery.

2)Jeremy - Dude, I just totally sued Tom Cruise for hitting me with his car!
Bob - jeremy, you do know you just commited sue-poofery, don't you!!?

3)Becca - Stuart stole money from me again! There's gonna be some serious sue-poofery for this!
Peter - It isn't even a real word!!!!

by Bedeb Aibcad April 19, 2008

Under Proofed

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits

Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"

That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out

by Gnözzel August 21, 2016

Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

by CommandereON May 2, 2018

poofer

n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom

Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

Proofproof

(Adj.) a person that is immune from proof and will not consider evidence, change his or her perspective, or reconsider an idea. The same way that a waterproof boat is protected from water, a proofproof person is protected from proof.

(Adj.) a theory that is constructed in such a way as to be impossible to disprove, ie it is non-falsifiable.

“Wow, Sean Hannity just admitted that he will not believe that Russia colluded with the Trump campaign no matter how much proof there is. He is proofproof.”

“Immanuel Kant’s deontological theory of rights is based on the supposed inherency of worth or value to certain ideas. So no matter how much evidence or logic you muster, it won’t change. It’s a proofproof theory.”

by Jon Snow Lives June 15, 2018

poofer

a nother word for decota mangrech. basicly gay.

oh my god he is such a poofer!

by Ashley* November 14, 2004