proof

A african american rapper from detroit who got shot in a recent club incident...which is sad and all except the fact that A) he shot someone first...in the head, and B) the only reason he was even semi-famous is because he, as well as the rest of d12 milked off Marshal Mathers. Everyone is supposta feel sooo sorry for the murderer semi-talented rapper? Fuck proof!

Eminem fan: omgawsh thats sewwww terrible what happened to proof

Normal person: uh...how bout that guy he shot, poor guy.

Eminem fan: Did you hear my cell phone ring?

by N3ro July 30, 2008

proof

A african american rapper from detroit who got shot in a recent club incident...which is sad and all except the fact that A) he shot someone first...in the head, and B) the only reason he was even semi-famous is because he, as well as the rest of d12 milked off Marshal Mathers. Everyone is supposta feel sooo sorry for the murderer semi-talented rapper? Fuck proof!

Eminem fan: omgawsh thats sewwww terrible what happened to proof

Normal person: uh...how bout that guy he shot, poor guy.

Eminem fan: Did you hear my cell phone ring?

by N3ro July 30, 2008

proof

Another word for alcoholic beverages

man i just went to the store to get some proof

by Danny-poo August 18, 2005

Proof

A useless geometry tool taught by teachers to piss you off emensely, and eventually, fail you.

Teacher: Please now make a proof table to show how you got your answer.

Student: Bitch!, the answer is right! Why the fuck would i need to show how i got my answer with a PROOF?

by Killagriffin December 13, 2010

Proofs

You need these to prove an accusation to be true. Proofs must be physical, and witnesses are NOT proofs.

Dude 1: "Your breath smells so bad! Brush your teeth!"
Dude 2: "My breath smells great, you have no proofs!"
Dude 1: "Literally everyone can smell your bad breath! There are so many witnesses."
Dude 2: "UM, WITNESSES ARE NOT PROOFS!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

Proof

to consider someone as a person you would date if they asked you out; to be interested in dating a person without obssesing over them

"There are a couple people I'm proofing right now, but mostly Julia"

-Do you like him?
-No, thats pathetic. I'm not obsessing over him I'm just proofing him.

by JuliaMakesDefinitions! October 19, 2009

Proof

A member of the rap group D12. Real name DeShaun Holton and is a prominent figure in the legacy of rapper Eminem. Being the one who got him really into the business and was often his hypeman. Passed away early April 11, 2006 in a fatal shooting in a Detroit Club. R.I.P.

"Did you hear about that rapper Proof?"
"Yeah I did, he's a god damn legend"
"Word"

by Dosey April 27, 2006