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lele pons

Basically someone who lied about having disabilities and got on trending every time. aka a horrible person
man, lele pons is an ass hole
by schrammalama July 31, 2020
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Poonsquabble

Poonsquabble is a game played played those who are bored and happen to dislike Vagina. Alternating statements of increasing complexity, subtleness, general effect, and overall offenseivness are lobbed at your "Vopponent". This continues until you run out of funny, someone pees, or you walk to away to do something else.
Poonsquabbler A: "Your Vagina Smells" (the original insult)
Poonsquabbler B: "Aim for the Vagina Boys!!" (big points for subtle contextual clues).
Poonsquabbler A: "Ask the nice old Vagina in the blue hat if this is egg salad or tuna salad" (bonified physical reactions such as ralphing, breaking into hives, cold-sweats are big point winners.
Poonsquabbler B: "God himself wouldn't freak-nast that dried-up holocost mess of a Vagina."

Points are awarded by the circle of onlookers who have gathered at the corner once someone successfully engages another in a "demisquab", a short, under-the-breath statement and reply. Once the reply is confirmed, the PoonSiren is sounded and the game begins.

Poonsquabbling is associated with its sister game "ShaftShoving 4 Singles". That main title, plus the whole ShaftShoving Family: ShaftShoving Travel, ShaftShoving Barbie, and ShaftShoving TEEN have all remained best sellers.

Finally, A self-help/cook-book/home-butchering guide titled "ShovingShaft 4 One And Other Secrets of The Shoving Arts" is due out with a family version in 2009.
by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th December 21, 2008
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poonsetta

A male FUPA...one most commonly seen in old people...aka the geezer pooch.
did you see prof ayen? he's got a freaking poonsetta!
by jacken ape May 11, 2009
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poonsack

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.
"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"
by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009
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Poonspeed

Eating pussy while wearing a swim cap and goggles.
Will: Yo you eat her pussy?!

Drew: Yeah man I was poonspeeding!!
by Poon Speeder March 4, 2013
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poonsquirt

A general term of oppobrium; slang insult.
Literally: the squirt ie ejaculate from a poon ie vagina; a woman's cum.
Jojo: "Wow, you really suck at this game!"
Dan: "Oh shut up you poonsquirt!"
by Casey Jo November 14, 2005
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poonsicle

Victoria is a poonsicle.
by phaz3 December 13, 2008
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