pregnesia

The loss of part of your short & long term memory due to pregnancy. May not be fully recooped after pregnancy, but continue on throughout your life.

I can't remember where I put the baby's diaper bag, must be early onset pregnesia.

by T~Mama May 1, 2007

Romnesia

A condition afflicting GOP members and supporters exemplified by contradicting statements and a perma-grin.

"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch, like it's, like it's you know something to do. Come on, I got a little more sense than that.

Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch."

-- Rick James, victim of Romnesia

by MakeItFair October 19, 2012

Romnesia

A condition where one continually and repetitively changes up, back tracks, or sidesteps his or her own previous stated position.

Romney is suffering from from a severe case of Romnesia in this 2012 election year, the sidestepping is occurring at incredulous rate this time of year.

by D Butters October 19, 2012

Phonesia

Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.

You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.

by jphw March 25, 2009

Romnesia

A selective memory that mimics the behavior of a magic eight ball.

Mr. Highnmighty seems to have romnesia. He seems to be picking random answers to the debate out of his hind side.

by kgrr October 19, 2012

Romnesia

Flowing with the wind... talk a different story to different group of audience...

Inspired by Flipflop Romney Liar..

Watch Mitt Romney's "romnesia" speeches to different audiences at different time periods.... including his debates with Pres Obama.

by Leong388 October 20, 2012

Romnesia

A condition of convenient memory loss that affects political candidates at election time. This is an chronic condition stemming from being an incurable asshole or insufferable idiot but one can still seek treatment since ObamaCare covers pre-existing conditions such as this.

Warning from the Surgeon General:

Romnesia is an unfortunate, chronic condition affecting 9 out of 10 politicians during election campaigns

Symptoms are: forgetting one's original political stances, pandering, short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, voter confusion, flip-flopping, plagerizing others' ideas and speaking in Palin-dromes. Symptoms maybe be exacerbated when addressing crowds, during televised interviews or debating.

by Tenacious Faulker October 26, 2012