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Promaja

Wind created when theres opened window and door in certain room.

Drastic type of death.

Most of the times your babushka is screaming at you to close window because she fears you are gonna catch cold.

Word comes from Serbian language but can also be used in English.
Babushka: CLOSE THE DAMN WINDOW PROMAJA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Yes, grandma.
by ZGopnik February 5, 2019
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Promasturbation

A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.

This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.

Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.
by Handyjohn January 11, 2010
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profanitarian

A person who uses and\cr celebrates the use of profanity as a tool of language.
George Carlin was a profanitarian who became famous for examining language and censorship in society and the media, notably observing the "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on television".
by Zunk Whistle May 27, 2010
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casual-profanity

The use of profane language in everyday conversation. ( Not used as an insult, out of anger, or confusion, etc.)
" What did you do today?"
" Just sat around the fuckin' house, watched some shit on t.v., dicked-off on the interwebs."
"why the foul language? Are you mad at something?"
"No, just a little casual-profanity"
by j1nx July 23, 2012
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profanisaurus

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
by Hugh Jampton September 12, 2003
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PRomance

A pairing between two well known individuals, organised by a PR rep for the purpose of boosting their media presence.

These tend to go hand in hand with a film or TV show romance and give a steady release of staged paparazzi shots.
Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer's 'romance' was masterfully orchestrated around the promotion of the film 'I Am Number 4' only to suddenly break off right around the release date...

KStew and RPatz, a long standing PRomance are having big 'issues' right now. Coincidently on the run up to the release of the final Twilight.
by Code86 July 28, 2012
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Promastinating

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.
I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.
by Dunluce September 7, 2009
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