Product first 

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!

Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.

Product first by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

product sponge 

A person who buys products just for the sake of owning them; derogatory synonym for "consumer".

"It’s going to space, can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge cunt, can you just wait?" -Louis CK

product sponge by endoubleu April 20, 2015

Product of the environment

It means that the person you are is a direct result of how you grew up. The "environment" you were brought up in influenced the decisions you make now. Your environment makes you who you are.

So for example, product of the environment implies that if one grows up in a home full of domestic violence, one of the children in that home may become violent as well when they have a family of their own. If someone grows up in the hood, that person may become a gangster. If somebody grows up in a descent home that is filled with good resources (computer, good books, television, radio, etc.), then they are more likely to become successful. If somebody grows up in a Christian home, they will most likely become a Christian. If somebody grows up in the Middle East or in a home with Muslim parents, they are more likely to be Muslim.

Product of the environment by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011

product placement 

When a company pays a celebrity to feature/endorse their shit with said celebrity's work.

"Did you see the product placement in Jason Derulo's new music video?"
"That was a music video? I thought it was a Dodge commercial."

product placement by Justintimeandpeeps September 1, 2016

Product knowledge 

Knowledge of a financial product/market; implying a deep and esoteric understanding that differentiates the contributions of holder(s) of the knowledge from the pool of mediocre druggery that is capital markets middle office.

His ability to procrastinated is only surpassed by his product knowledge.

Product knowledge by OldYeller January 22, 2010

product child 

A young adult who has become defined by the products they own. As a result the only individuality they have today, is expressed through these products.
Can be applied to any generation but most commonly used to described the 16-30 age group of today.
If a person in this age group has a majority of the things below they're probably a product child:
1. At least one tattoo they show off relentlessly
2. The watch
3. The hat
4. Pierced ears (probably tunnels)
5. The car
6. Kicks
7. Designer tees
8. A chain
9. Always wearing sunglasses
10. Excessive posts on social media

Look at what he's wearing. Hes such a product child

product child by shockrocket July 24, 2014

product key 

A string of numbers and letters used to identify a software product and make sure that the user is using a valid copy. Sometimes referred to as a CD key.

I had to type in the 25-digit Windows XP product key in TWICE cause I mistyped one letter.

I bet Windows 2099 will require users to enter a 200-digit product key and then re-confirm it.

product key by computer_guy February 18, 2008