proboscis monkey

opposite of amateurboscis

that amareurboscis aint getting paid

by lisa sparkle frank brownjohn May 8, 2004

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

Proboscis

Penis,pecker,cock,dick,wang,peter,pedus

look at the size of his proboscis.

by The Fury 13 December 19, 2010

probosci

Extremely sensitive nasal cavities, usually only found on a monk. Sadly the owners of these accessories are bound by law to make coffee every morning for their colleagues, and moan all the while about their fate.

"Can you open the door- several Monks are coming over, and bringing their probosci"

by djing September 2, 2008

Probobobably

A blanket term for anything likely - it probobobably could be used to answer anything. May be shortened to 'probobob' if shouted across a large room.

"It's probobobably nothing life-threatening, but I just wanted to check."

"How much do you think the repairs will be?"
"Probobobably around £1200."

by probo-Bob November 8, 2007

probosculate

nasally ejaculate; sneeze

You do seem to probosculate often.

I have a cold...

by destructo liver December 9, 2008

Proboscaorrhagia

Extreme blood loss through the nose; compared with epistaxis which is the medical term for a simple nose bleed. A fake medical term used by manga fans to describe the kind of massive blood loss exhibited by characters who are exposed to unexpected erotic or sexual topics and/or situations.

Doctor: "Your son is suffering from proboscaorrhagia."
Mom: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: "Yes. Just take away all of his porn and he'll be fine."

by CVegas February 23, 2017