Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.

Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.

by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010

parent-proof

v. To hide any objects that you don't want your parents to see. Common objects to be hidden are drugs, porn, and condoms. You can parent-proof just about anything that your parents might see. Similar to girlfriend-proof.

I had to parent-proof my room after I bought the Playboy magazines.

by DaylightWaster May 9, 2010

proompt

1. Writing or modifying a prompt to chatGPT, Midjourney or another AI system, usually to get some desired behavior.

2. Prompt engineering.
3. Ineffectually editing the prompt.

Great. Now everyone's gonna be proompting up some shitty code.

by ninjayadda March 16, 2023

Proobly

A sarcastic adverb, taken from 'probably', given in a response to mean 'no'. A take on the 'NOT' joke. It can also be denoted via a 'P' gesture made with the right hand. This can be in conjunction with saying the word, or alone.

Mum: Do the dishes!
Blakey: Proobly

Blakey: You are really attractive
Jess: Thanks Blakey
Blakey: Proobly

by Ballin like im Bo Didley January 10, 2012

Proofcore

A way to get fucked online!

Silver: Dam I just got fucked.

Stottie: You mean Proofcored?

by Proofcore October 5, 2021

hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.

Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!

by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017

Simon-Proof

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.

Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright

by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020