Skip to main content

President Baby-Man-Boy

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!
by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017
mugGet the President Baby-Man-Boy mug.

pisi

Same as a cat.
cute pisi
by Sorilnik December 8, 2018
mugGet the pisi mug.

The President

That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem
Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
by anonymous September 14, 2020
mugGet the The President mug.

presidentard

A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great for that person's limited mental capabilities.
"George W. Bush will be regarded by future historians as the greatest, most dangerous presidentard in American history."
by feeriker October 23, 2007
mugGet the presidentard mug.

fit to be President

Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.

A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
The doctor declared, "He only weighs 239 pounds,"

*wink, wink,

"so he is fit to be President"
by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018
mugGet the fit to be President mug.

pisitb

It stands for 'pee is stored in the balls.'
Me: Damn I gotta go to the washroom to empty my balls out.
Khoa: What are you talking about? Urine is stored in the bladder.
Me: Wdym? Dr. Sum Tin Wong and his associate Candice proved that pisitb in his latest research paper.
Khoa: Who's Candice?
by donttouchmynonosquare July 21, 2021
mugGet the pisitb mug.

Baby runs for president

Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.
Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.
by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022
mugGet the Baby runs for president mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email