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Priming

Waiting for a short amount of time before pooping to ensure that it is fast and effortless.
Dude, you stink go take a poop. I can't, I am priming it.
by LordSnark March 21, 2005
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Priming

verb - manifesting implicit memories. Thinking about one thing, then unconsciously linking it to what you need to know. Famously used by Ogi Ogas on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, where he almost won $1,000,000.
The first technique I drew upon was priming. The priming of a memory occurs because of the peculiar "connectionist" neural dynamics of our cortex, where memories are distributed across many regions and neurons. If we can recall any fragment of a pattern, our brains tend to automatically fill in the rest. For example, hearing an old Madonna song may launch a cascade of linked memories: your high school prom where it was the theme song, your poorly tailored prom outfit, your forgotten prom date, the stinging embarrassment when you threw up in the limo.
-- Ogi Ogas
by IanTerry October 29, 2007
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Optimus Priming

While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.
"Thrust, you're optimus priming again!"
by BRTT March 28, 2014
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priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.
Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.
by Carloslpz May 1, 2008
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Priming the champagne

An act of removing the wire cage from a bottle of champagne and shaking it wildly, thus making it ready to fire.
After priming the champagne, Walter started looking for a suitable target, holding the bottle as if it were a shotgun.
by Pygmyowl July 31, 2012
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Priming

To adhere to a VALUE SYSTEM OF MANTRA Values.

TO MODEL ONESELF AFTER professionals.
To only endeavour upon interests.
To conduct oneself professionally like a boss.
To admit human race are all primates.
To professionally execute. Complete plans.
To embrace change.
To always follow through on one's word.
To manifest massive.

To expert existence. To share intellect.
To push the limits. Test your boundaries.
To accomplish accolades. Exemplary education.
To anticipate success. 1 track previous accomplishment reminiscent ruminating.
To remain calm & stay positive.
To empathetically enumerate excellence. Account for endeavour accomplishments by treating ones self or others in event of successful accomplishment.

To embrace love..
To turn problems into opportunities.

To inoculate risk.

To complete a task.
To reach a goal. To achieve empirical quantitative set within reason wishes.
To set a milestone. To orchestrate oneself like clockwork.

To focus on ones cyber balance state.

To change social class in upward mobility.
To take pride in your work.
To remain alert at all time.
To strive for better.
To accept failure as a way to learn from your mistakes.
To excel beyond expectations.
To give it 100% or keep it 100.
To never let another's words bring you down emotionally.
To AKRO @ proforma as scholastic endeavours are achieved.
Water under the bridge how you became wealthy.

What's more important is how can we work together priming?

Solo primus. Killin it!

Priming is setting an example as iconic role model for others & an individualistic mind frame -"Only 1 knows how." FOX News.

Stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Love ones self in order to love others.

To prize one's existence. Life is a gift know as the present.
To create polka yokes of failsafe plan b for hingent contingent precursors to prevent loss.

In order to be interesting one must remain interested.
Priming is also...
To make love. Copulation.

To self sex. Sex one self
My one adorn contrary adjunctive antiprocat with smug calous ignorance.

To break through a glass ceiling.
To never make the same mistake twice
by Tzinnt.ten.toss.salat May 31, 2018
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priminastration

the development of products, objects, and goods
"Printers highly impacted priminastration!" "The priminastration of food is actually pretty interesting."
by dede_ November 19, 2021
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