disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

by SB17 August 29, 2006

nan hua primary school

biased chers, dirty and cray cray students, its a cesspool. We all love it.
Also some ppl are sussy.
"Its uh uh uh uh its crazy"- siyan

Nan hua primary school is qiite a fun place to learn at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!11!

by orangpingu October 15, 2021

Primal

When your true sexual instinct comes to light, you mate ferociously like your primal ancestors.

Friend 1: "Hey, how was sex with that blonde chick last night?"
Friend 2: "Dude, I hadn't jerked off in nearly 2 weeks, so I went full primal on her. The only thing she saw the whole night was the pillow."

by OhSteve March 8, 2020

Primary Lotus

When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.

"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."

by weebdefinitions November 27, 2018

primavera

spanish for "spring"

la primavera es la mejor estación del año

by onlyinohio April 3, 2023

Male Prima Donna

Noun: A song by Subtle Sexuality featuring Nard Dog, Introducing Mr.Understound. An office original song By Kelly Kapor and Erin *Kelly* Hannon. The song talks about Ryan Howard A.K.A Mr.Understoud.

Kelly: "Your a Male Prima Donna. But I can't help but want ya'."
Erin: "Ohhh"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 11, 2020

Primah

Very cute, Lovable, Adorable, Short Ilocana Girl, That likes the Color Purple, Loves Kit Kat, Likes Sinigang, Yells when happy, Like to dance, Likes JB songs, Likes JR films... I can go on all day but not enough Space.

Look at that girl over shes super cute, shes so Primah!

by Dhannyboii January 24, 2018