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praetor

Officially, a designation that made a consul into a leader of the armies of the state.

Title of certain warlords. (before the Roman Empire)
Praetors combined the roles of judges, generals, and governers.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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Pristontale

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
Pristontale killed my inner child.
by deius October 12, 2005
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Pretoria

If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby
oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.
by poppie tart December 2, 2009
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Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.
Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.
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Priktok

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.
You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.
by gregben March 12, 2022
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Pietoomulate

I need to Pietoomulate why this engine wont run
by THE_JEW_BOY June 25, 2023
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Pricetown

A tiny town east of Reading, PA which is totally rural, white, and "hickish." Though urbanites would loathe it here, the residents thrive as there are no police or true regulations. Drinking, pig roasts, fireworks, guns, and horse shoes rule the party scene.
After six of us went trespassing in Mr. Smith's field on the Kawasaki Mule, we put a cherry bomb in his mailbox -- just some Pricetown kids having some fun
by moose56 June 1, 2005
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