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play pretend

Make-believe, imagination, role-playing
Staying in my play pretend where the fun it got no end.
by Codedabbler November 17, 2014
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Pretentious Douchebag

A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.
That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.
by Chuck13s March 18, 2011
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Pretentious Bitch

An annoying, usually psuedo-intellectual, skank or artist who listens to alternative music genres and thinks she's better than everyone. In order to maintain whatever self-esteem she has, she criticizes everyone and everything she sees, but in a very passive aggressive way, as to avoid open conflict. If she does fall into a verbal conflict her only defense mechanism is to rattle off random bullshit that makes no sense. Because her target doesn't know wtf she's talking about, she feels she is above the whole thing.
by WHOknewHOZ April 4, 2011
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pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.
'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.
by ohthree11 June 1, 2010
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pretensible

The ability to pretend to be sensible.
Alan managed to become pretensible after administering normalisation before going to work on Sunday afternoon.
by Alan Rodwee May 12, 2007
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Pretenductive

The act of pretending to be productive at work
I had to be pretenductive at work today.
by Farshad Tami December 28, 2006
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pretendship

A false friendship that two people honor because they feel like they have to, not because they actually want to.
This generally involves a male and a female relationship in which person A likes person B and hopes to be more than friends, while the person B keeps person A there out of sheer pity, which results in person B thinking he or she has a chance with person A.
Elliot: I'm sick of my pretendship with him.

Dick: Then ditch him. You know he wants to get back together with you, and you know that you don't care about him AT ALL.

Elliot: But...

Dick: Lingering in this pretendship will do you both damage in the end. He will only think you are leading him on.

Elliot: True dat.
by travisjane April 25, 2009
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