Prestalgia

To predict the nostalgia that will come from something that hasn't happened yet or that is happening now.
Like missing someone before they're gone.

- You know, once you guys are living in London, I'm gonna come visit you and we're gonna look back on these years and say those were some pretty awesome times.
- Ya, I think I miss this already.
- Me too.
- Aw, I can't take all this prestalgia.

by Philmography September 3, 2009

pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

prexactly

1. The combined word of precisely + exactly.
2. One of Super Karoru's catchphrases.
3. The new hip word everyone's saying.

3 + 3 does equal 6? Prexactly!

You're prexactly correct about you being an idiot.

by #1 Fan April 11, 2004

prestatyn

what you want to do to an erect nipple on a cold day

mmmmm....left or right?

by BAZMEISTER October 14, 2004

prexhausted

Preemptively exhausted. When you are exhausted just by thinking about something.

It's March and I'm prexhausted by finals.

You want to go out dancing tonight? I'm prexhausted, sorry.

by tomato39 March 23, 2013

preptard

A retarded prep.

The most popular girl at school was considered by many to be a preptard.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008