a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.
Girl 1: Um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.
"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.
"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."
by girl 1 February 12, 2007
A snack food that almost killed George Bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
by Frederika November 13, 2004
1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
by longislandguy August 09, 2005
The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.
It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
by RaVNzCRoFT April 02, 2007
The Weapon of Mass Destruction that Dubya is so worried about.
The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?
The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?
by Calypsion September 27, 2005
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