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push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.
by Stilgar January 4, 2009
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Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
by Cate B February 12, 2009
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Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.
by cajunchick February 27, 2010
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Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.
My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant
by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017
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Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
by hodiedodie April 18, 2010
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Peshenwengweng

A sound a mental person would use for a gun.

Some people even use I tg for slangs
Peshenwengweng was used in the li ate 21st century when an artiste sang a song with that sound. It became a laughing stock hence people say it's an imaginary gun.
Mi gun guh suh peshenwengweng

Fly past yuh face
One inna yuh hardback, mek yuh fly inna di grave

Yo dawg mi bbclt a afto laugh

A which gun that mon??
by King of JamaicanDefinitions November 20, 2020
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Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.
by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009
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