Presackerly

A bastardised amalgamation of 'precisely' and 'exactly' ... a widely used Gwl@dism.

"She's a minger then? So bad, you wouldn't touch her with Slacker's?"

"Presackerly".

by All of Gwl@d September 11, 2005

predicked

a girl who has been fucked, devirginized.

will "i wouldn't fuck her shes predicked"

by invaderscott September 29, 2009

prefucked

that high/sober feeling that you get whenever the weed or edibles don't hit as hard as they usually do

adam: "yo did that toke hit yet?"
kyle: " nah bruh i'm prefucked right now"
adam: "ah shit thats the worst"

by shlongdicknibba April 26, 2020

preached out

An unsolicited message explaining your error and the consequences of said error.

The help desk preached out to me about my support ticket.

by ALitteBitOfBitter May 6, 2020

poojacked

When you have to cut a run short to hurry back home and go number two. Or if you have to cut a run short because you pooped in your pants.

My run was poojacked at mile 3. Had to turn around and almost most didn't make it.

by Abrocka February 15, 2021

preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021

Predacted

PREDACTED the fradulent act of backdating a modern writing creation to an earlier Historic figure. More common than we think.
Its widely believed the Biography of Mohammed is an ancient tome written in the 8th century by . the revered Ibn Ishaq Though it was actually written in the 19th CENTURY by Heinrich Ferdinand Wustenfeld who was born in 1808, died in 1899 but between 1858 and 1860 that two year period he went to four different German cities, went into the libraries of those cities and grabbed whatever he could find in Arabic because he's an Arabist, tried to find anything he could find about this guy named Muhammad and he put it together in that two yr period and published it in 1860 as the Life of Muhammad attributing it back to Ibn Ishaq, when Ibn Ishaq didn't write one of those words. Folks, the biography of Muhammad that we all use today is only 160 years old, written in the late 1800's. So massive fraud

So we would say the 19th century German Scholar Heinrich Ferdinand Wustenfeld 1808 - 1899 cobbled tother post 13th century Ottaman random arab documents and PREDACTED them to 8th century Ibn Ishaq in the Life of Muhammed biography. Sadly Its universally believed today. written by a German literary fraudster in 1860.Modern islam tragically believes this..

by Steve-Trueblue April 25, 2024