sweet pregnancy 

"Sweet pregnancy" is an exclamation of surprise used in American English. The phrase was coined in 2006 in an office at WVU. It was derived from phrases such as, "Holy shit!" or "Sweet Jesus!", yet it is superior to those considering how pregnancy comes as an unwelcome surprise for many college-age females.

Logan: "There are only 3 cans of Beer 30 left!"
Ben: "Sweet pregnancy! We better get some more."

sweet pregnancy by Ben000000000000000001 May 3, 2007

Sympathetic pregnancy

attention seeking

sympathetic pregnancy-when a man shows the symptoms of pregnancy when their spouse or partner is with child. i'e morning sickness and eratic changes in mood.

Sympathetic pregnancy by themalkyyouwontforget May 25, 2010

Hot shot pregnancy regeneration 

i have no idea. just please get this published

i have no idea. just please get hot shot pregnancy regeneration published

Hot shot pregnancy regeneration by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

splash pregnancy 

When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it

Man, I can't believe that Stephanie got that splash pregnancy for me .

splash pregnancy by FaZe_Pdotty_72 March 21, 2017

Secondhand pregnancy 

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.

"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."

Secondhand pregnancy by XianStarr October 10, 2016

sex, conception & pregnancy 

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.

they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.

sex, conception & pregnancy by asir inasub March 3, 2008

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant 

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant by QuacksO December 12, 2019