Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

PaedoPhil

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.

Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021

Pedrophile

A Mexican that acts creepily and seems to have a "special" interest for children.

Hey man, I think that was a pedrophile that just drove by the school all slowly.

by xXHappYNinjaZXx March 17, 2015

fredophile

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile

"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"

by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

by shyder April 17, 2009

pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.

Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.

by Me_Again September 27, 2011