preemptive pee

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.

Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.

by casadefox May 22, 2010

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The Scarf of Sexual Preference

A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.

The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

by faded007 December 21, 2010

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preflop

refers to doing something before the actual event aka the "flop"

Man 1: Bro we goin to the knicks game?
Man 2: Yea bro u wanna grab some beers preflop
Man 1: yezirr

by A-FERRRR November 20, 2009

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prefanity

Coined by Penny Arcade, prefanity are words and expressions which are not yet considered profanity, but will at some point in the future become vulgar.

"That guy who just killed me in Halo is a real ham doctor"

"What's a ham doctor?"

"It's prefanity, dude. Trust me, soon it will be a worse insult than cuntburglar - just wait and see"

by sick_puppy July 22, 2009

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Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

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