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Preshitory

pre·shi·to·ry

/prēˈshit(ə)rē/ noun. 1) The period of time before shit. 2) the events or conditions leading up to shit. 3) A nostalgic reference to a "Golden Age" or period of time before everything went to shit.
1) Archaeologists determined that large amounts of coffee were consumed in preshitory.

2) Studies of late preshitory show us that once shit got real, shit went down.

3) These chocolate chip cookies are so good -- just the way Mom used to make them back in preshitory.
by CheapJohn April 27, 2015
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Preshit

Like precum, but poop. Usually disguises itself as a shart
And to think, that preshit was only the beginning
by Shnoople5 March 15, 2022
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Preshitition

A premonition of an embarrassing or urgent need to take a shit.

Perhaps a dream about an embarrassing shit requirement which later comes to fruition.
I had a Preshitition , that I’d need to go while flying a helicopter , this embarrassingly came true later that day and I had to land a relieve myself.
by GrumpyScouseBastard November 25, 2025
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