Pringle Penis

When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.

Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?

Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.

Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.

by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012

Wrappin' Up The Pringles

to 'wrap up the pringles' is to act smarter than you actually are. anyone who wraps up the pringles is just a douche.

rachel: i am like so totally smarter than steven hawkings by far.
ben: wait, what? steven hawkings is a babe. just quit wrappin' up the pringles. capische?

by cillitbangrules June 18, 2009

Pringles Bank

A Pringles Bank is when you buy Pringles, eat the Pringles, then make a rectangular hole on the top of the plastic with a special knife. The hole is so that you can put coins in it and fill the Pringles Bank. Unlike the Piggy Bank, you can sometimes cheat on a Pringles Bank and open it before it is full and grab a little money for chips and a soda, then leave the rest of the money there. You put 5 dollar bills, 1 dollar bills, quarters,dimes, nickels, pennies, and more money.

I think I will put these dollar bills and change in the Pringles Bank.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

Juandale Pringle

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.

Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit

by drfriedrice April 16, 2022

Pringle Grip

A method of pleasing a woman, that entails the clasping motion of a hand going into a can of Pringles. The pleaser shapes his, or her hand into that of a goose/duck's bill. Once within the female, the gripping can begin. Using the index and the middle finger the pleaser will wiggle their hand around until the deed has been done. It is absolutely necessary to excessively chant "Once you pop you can't stop" until the entire ordeal is complete.

"Dude, Did you hear? Brittany got Pringle Gripped last night. I've been trying to get my man to do that for ages."

by RobboMcT June 12, 2018

pringles

More addictive than heroin.

In rehab they gave us heroin so we could wean ourselves off the Pringles.

by Angelacia June 11, 2007

The Pringles Effect

The effect of losing one's virginity and becoming addicted to sex.

The pringles effect. It just goes to show "once you pop, you just can't stop"

by NeoDeath90 December 21, 2008