Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.

Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.

by NobbyFensker August 5, 2009

parisian carwash

When a guy passes a STD from a stripper to the next girl he meets and leaves himself clean.

Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.

Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.

by freeclinic January 17, 2019

Parisian pass

This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.

Girl 1: I don't think he's interested in you.
Girl 2: But he just gave me a Parisian pass on his way to the bar...
Girl 1: Looks like you've found your guy for the night!

by alfredokid June 21, 2014

prasian

Someone is described as being a 'Prasian',whereby they possess the following characteristics:
Pasty- very white skin ('P'), Read Hair ('r') & looking, but not necessarily being of Asian decent ('asian')
these characteristics are unfavourable and therefore,
extremely rare.

Mike's nickname is 'Prasian' as he displays the features which distinguish him from the general public..

by Mates Afew August 18, 2007

Praisism

Believing positive attributes due to race. Like thinking all Asians are smart.

She just assumed the fine black gentlemen was well endowed, apparently praisism was alive and well in Kansas.

by Mikesterific February 25, 2011

Parisian hot dog

A Parisian hot dog is when the tips of two penises touch each other head to head.

A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.

I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.

I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!

by Jtoad June 26, 2012

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014