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Pachungi

Nickname used by the father of young Puerto Rican offspring meaning little chubby one. Can also be used to describe chubby or stubby things.
Aww look at my little pachungi.

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Eww that girl has some pachungi toes.
by The rustiest trombone October 14, 2011
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pachunkachunk

1) a big fat ass, chunky (as in chunky monkey)
2) Not something you would strive for, or tap for that matter.
Damn, look at the pachunkachunk on that girl, I'm not going home with her...
by fluffypuffmarshmellow March 10, 2008
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muddy parachute

Freshly wiped poop on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.
My buddy Todd and I were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local Arby's when I told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.
by RangerRick77 February 26, 2011
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Empty Parachute theory

The empty parachute theory is when someone (can be boy or girl but is usually a girl in heterosexual relationships) dating a boy/girl feels that their being able to get said person shows that they are clearly destined for greater things (better people) so after a while they will dump said person and attempt to find someone else. After they are unsuccessful in finding/keeping a new relationship they will then attempt to go back to the first person, almost as if they had jumped off of a cliff when they broke up with them and now after realising they had no parachute (no chance with others) they are crawling back to the top of the cliff (Original person).

This theory is common in instances where the girl was shy but attractive and the boyfriend is average (or easily friend zone-able) but is friends with a lot of people. Once the girl has become part of his social group she might feel that she can do better and attempts to find others without realising that without dating said guy she doesn't have any sort of parachute and is back at square one (If not lower).
Tim: You know my ex Emerson who dumped me a month back? She asked me out.

Alexandra: Yeah obviously, it's the empty parachute theory, she thought getting you was good but thought she could get even luckier, don't waste your time.

Jacob: Michelle dumped Jim, I wonder why, they were so good together and he helped make her so many good friends.

Amy: Oh that's classical textbook empty Parachute theory. Wait 3 weeks and she will be begging for him back.
by Primmy114 April 21, 2014
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Cincinnati Parachute

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.
Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.
by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 23, 2006
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Prachi

I love you Prachi a lot you are the most beautiful person alive on earth. i don't know why i am saying it here instead of telling you directly but i just wish you see this.

(VTCS-2022)
Prachi is the best
by youradmirer from vtcs April 25, 2022
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Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.
"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"
by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009
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