postdictable

Obvious in hindsight; predictable after the fact.

It seemed like a good idea at the time but its failure was entirely postdictable.

by Scientivore December 24, 2008

PTSTD

When you have flashbacks of getting STD's.

Steve- Bro what the fucks going on.

John- Sorry I'm getting PTSTD's.

by PTSTD December 16, 2016

PSTD

A serious mental/emotional condition suffered by people who have suffered through an intercourse-related infection.

AFDC is available for unwed mothers, yet if a girl "does it" and never actually becomes pregnant but gets a venereal disease, good luck on finding state/government help with the burden/treatment of PSTD --- now, how much sense does THAT make???

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

PSTD

Porn Site Transmitted Disease-- computer virus acquired through contact with multiple porn websites.

Damn, I was watching this hot girl on girl scene on the web, and the next thing I know, I've got a PSTD!

by Tabgirl March 29, 2009

PPTSD

Post Phish Tour Stress Disorder

After the New Years Phish run, I woke up shivering in a cold sweat from a nightmarish bout of PPTSD - when would I see my band again? When would I reunite with my traveling circus of strange and stranger friends? When would my face yet again be melted by a Type II Stash or an elaborate, phallic NYE stunt?

by Boof-Master January 4, 2011

postdicamint

n. One or more mints consumed shortly after giving a blowjob.

Opposite of predicamint.

Mary: "I sucked his dick off, then I had a postdicamint."

John: "She totally needed a postdicamint after sucking my cock. She had mad dick breath"

by WhoseAudiIsThat July 12, 2010

PTSTD

Post Traumatic Sexually Transmitted Disease

Sharon is suffering from a severe PTSTD after that horrific night with Jack.

by totalus February 26, 2018