Portered

To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

by Olio bandito March 4, 2021

Potheredeity

How you and other people view your personality; Who you are as a human being.

Your overall potheredeity is loving, meaningful, and caring.

by Jesterrran December 31, 2021

potterdelphia

A group of nerds that meet on the third Sunday of every month and talk about Harry Potter in Philadelphia. They are nerds, and the discussions often deter to even nerdier topics like Lord of the Rings, etc.

Person 1: Hey you, do you think Harry Potter is the 7th horcrux?
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? Go to a Potterdelphia meeting.

by Filius Flitwick January 24, 2007

pootered

When you are smoking weed and your bowl runs out of smokable weed, and there is only ashes left

dude, pack a new bowl. this one is pootered

by harry rich January 27, 2010

Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018

Harry Potter'ed

Getting a wooden stick or wooden rod shoved up your anus!

Dustin said his girlfriend Harry Potter'ed him last night!

by Captfire6900 April 6, 2017

puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina

Bro I hardcore puttered that chick last night

by Their dheheie April 8, 2020