Potatoboy

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.

Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy

by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

fully-potatoed

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

by Rob9001 February 7, 2010

Potatopia

A generic disease which means you gradually become a potato.

My teacher has severe Potatopia but still aquires some human elements such as a mouth and vocal chords

by Thedarklordhasrisen November 24, 2013

Potatocide

The killing of one's potato. Like matricide and patricide are the killing of one's parents, potatocide is the killing of one's potato.

"OMG he committed potatocide!"
"Gasp why?!? Potatoes are too beautiful to kill."

by theunicorn67 January 12, 2015

Potatocorn

A rare potato-unicorn hybrid.

“I went camping in Ireland and I spotted a potatocorn!”

by dolanfreak99 October 14, 2017

potatopi

an idiot that gets offended at people eating his fry brothers and likes the song pumped up kicks

shut up , potatopi

by jah_hype February 11, 2018

Potatotomato

Best HC protector, aka PROTECTOR

Hey! He's protecting in diep, hes a potatotomato

by Wash [HC] November 29, 2020