Posted

The absolute state of nothingness. You've successfully sunken into your brain. Your free from any mental barrier holding you back from a state of serenity. Perfect peace.

Chunk: what are you up to chink?

Chink: nothing much, man. I'm just posted.

by ThatGingerHater12 August 1, 2019

In The Post

an upcoming act of retribution

Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

/post

As a somewhat light-hearted mockery of the /thread meme, '/post' became a humorous alternative on popular internet forums and bulletin boards. It has become known to insight rage in some who believe that it is a forced meme, yet we know that this is not true and it is assumed that their rage towards the '/post' meme only strengthens its meme status.

It was declared a meme as of July 16th, 2009.

/post is a meme.

/post

by InternetScientist July 16, 2009

Posting

The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.

Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 1, 2010

Posting

Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."

I was posting in the middle of Times Square today.

by miesplz October 14, 2011

In the post

Something that is due

Dave is sure going to get beat up.

You bet. It's in the post.

by JJP770 June 12, 2018

posting

stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.

"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."

by Noblam February 3, 2010