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portiphelia

The urge to stick ones penis in a power socket.
Josh:"Hey you know that Drayden kid? He has a portiphelia fetish."
Nic:"Whats that?
Josh:"he sticks his penis in his wall sockets dude."
by supersmitty November 19, 2017
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Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd
by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021
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Polished Man

a campaign that encourages people to actively take a stand painting one fingernail (usually blue but it can be any other color) to raise awareness and to end violence against women and children.

usually the ones that paint their fingernail are men (since around 95% of all victims of violence, experience it at the hands of a male perpetrator and approximately 4 in 5 family and domestic violence offenders are male).
you can learn more about this campaign on the polished man campaign site (where you can also donate).
hongjoon from ateez is a polished man
by oopsifellasleep April 6, 2023
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Well Pollished

1)When one is just the right amount of being fucked up.

2) The stage inbetween being buzzed and blacked out.
Man i was well pollished last night

Lets get well pollished then slay some dragons
by eadiot October 6, 2009
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Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.
Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.
by StoneMason August 12, 2012
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get my knob polished

When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.

When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.

The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.

A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"

--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."

2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
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Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.
I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
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